Some things in life you just have to take to the grave. You hold onto your little secret until the day you die. You keep it in...tight to the chest and never ever tell a soul.... until you join reddit and tell millions of people what you did hoping they aren't an internet sleuth who has the ability to decode your user name and figure out who you are and then find a way to tell everyone in your life what you did so they can shame you for it. Don't do that. Just read these, enjoy the story and move on. This is a safe space, people!