These Police Dispatchers Are Sharing the Most WTF Calls They Ever Got - What's Your Emergency? | Memes

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1. What's Your Emergency?

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One of the first things we are taught during our tiny amount of time on earth is that you call 911 if there is an emergency. Did you hear that? AN EMERGENCY. Not, "Hi. I got a bad haircut." Not, "My mom won't speak to me because we got into a fight." Not, "Do you know the what time the mall opens." EMERGENCY. But for serious, If you've ever called 911 and they put you on hold and you couldn't get through you'll understand how important it is that you do not tie up the line! Save it for the real emergency, people. Don't be the person who cried, "I'm drunk. Can you come pick me up."

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2. You Did This To Yourself

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3. There Is A Shark In The Ocean

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4. He Has A Snake

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5. We Wish We Could Do This

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6. When The Power Goes Out

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7. When A Vampire Calls

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8. Is My Dad There?

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9. A Phone Call From A Toddler

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10. There's Broccoli On My Plate

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11. Getting Fake Bacon

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12. I'm Not Your Tour Guide

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13. My iPod Broke

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14. Calling The Police ON The Police

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15. Sir, You Forgot Your Change

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16. I'd Like To Report A Forrest Fire

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17. Please Don't Be A Racist

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18. When You Actually SHOULD Call 911

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19. Seeing A False Fire

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20. A Ghost In The House

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21. There's Got To Be A Different Number For This

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22. I'm Sorry You're Lonely

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23. When The Winds Blow

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24. Getting Down And Dirty

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