Loading meme…“Right?” -Kamala Harris Iconic and unforgettable words said only 15 times in her latest speech to a Team of Championship Footballers. Sound low-grade compared to Biden finally visiting Ohio? Guess again. These are Howard Bison footballers, the recipients of several Chinese grants since Harris’s time there. What was meant to be a speech to a winning Bison Team came instead as a celebratory loss! Each player was given a bow and a kiss on the cheek for participation by Pete Butigeg. This wasn’t enough for all American rejects. Powting ensued. Harris led the powt through downtown after arresting the St. Patrick’s parade participants. The team (including Kamala, after crying on the field) received gift bags from the shadowy corpse, Mr. White House Handler. Inside are junior size condoms that have had a dirty Wuhan needle poked through, a pair of authentic Ukrainian certified 3” rusty nails with a machine/hand signed letter of thanks from Zalensky, himself. It reads “Thanks $. From Little Z and The Big Guy”. Most importantly, who could forget the signature Harris touch to the gift bags, a Harris dirty tamp soaking at the bottom of the bag! Each tamp donated at a modest profit by Mr. Camel Aharass, Kamala’s sackless, basement-bound husband. So what does the future hold for such a forward thinking family? Analysts and speculators report rumors of a new addition to the gift bag- Hunter artisan glass crack pipes imported and distributed by none other than Fred Savage… They are an equal opportunity company… One thing can be said after this momentous, yet extremely simple speech. What does nuclear mean? A gift bag of dirty tamps and broken condoms from Kamala. Paid for by taxpayers. But at least we are supporting the marginalized and forgotten, like Fred Savage and Zelensky. #harris #politics #cheddah #kamalaharris #inspiration #makinghistory #fredsavageSH@shawnieshawww
